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Saturday, December 8, 2012

Randoms

Random thought.
 Sometimes I think that I am failing as a mother, wife and just a human being in general. I mean I cant even comprehend how other mothers have a spotless house, well behaved children and perfect hair. What I want to know is, what are your children doing when you are making your house spotless and your hair perfect? And don't get me started on the homemade EVERYTHING!! It has to be a sick joke you are playing on me.
 
Cooking
I loath cooking. Nothing about cooking sound appealing to me. Especially the part where my 10 month old is dangling from the back of my pants all while screaming bloody murder.
 
Drinking
I need to do more of that! Rumor has it people who drink red wine are much healthier and possibly less moody.
 
smoking
Only if its the good stuff. Other than that please stop blowing that shit in the direction of my children. I will also give you the look of death as you are sucking in that cancer.
 
Family Pictures
We got them today! I am a little concerned with how my hair is going to look. I actually fixed it but the humidity may have destroyed my 20 minutes of agonizing labor that I put into it.
 
Blogs
After looking at a few blogs I have realized that I just don't get it. My blog will never be fancy and I will probably only have 3 followers forever....and I'm ok with that
 
Today
I get to go to Chuck E Cheese. Jealous??!
 
Soon
                             I'll be posting our family pictures as soon as I get them! I cant wait.
I was testing out my new camera, which I LOVE!

2 comments:

  1. Girl you ALWAYS seem so put together to me! I think your blog is hilarious:). Loves;)

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  2. Thank you! I feel like I am a complete mess so that means alot!

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