Yours Truly

This day was supposed to be a great day at the beach with the family. I should have known the moment I looked out the window to see the darkest skies I’ve seen in over a year, that this day was going to be a horrible one. I was immediately grumpy!

If the dreary morning wasn’t bad enough, I woke up to my husband making a nice, big, delicious coffee FOR HIMSELF. So naturally, I did what any sleep deprived mother of 2 would do. I walked over to him while he was taking the first sip of HIS coffee and slapped it right into his face. I then stated, “That’s what you get you bleeping bleep!!”

Of course I was furious with the man I call Husband so I decided to do a little something for myself. I was going to get my hair done. It had been 5 months and I couldn’t put it off any longer. I walk into Supercuts to have a simple highlight done. I have been there many times and never paid over $50. This day, this particular day, was very different. I told the “lady” that I wanted something very simple. Just a few highlights to cover my…coughgrayscough. 2 excruciating hours later she was finally finished. Mind you, she didn’t even dry my hair. We walk up to the register and she gave me the price. $109!!!! I stood there for a few minutes to collect my thoughts. Was this really happening? I didn’t even get enough highlights to be called a partial. It was literally the very top of my head. To say the least, I was furious.

So I did what any sane woman would do if you F up her hair and charge her $109 dollars for it. I looked at the shelf with tons of product on it and I slowly walked over to it. I then frantically knocked over every single bottle of product. I managed to stomp on a few bottles causing a massive explosion of overpriced goo and before I walk out the door I screamed, “You can take this $109 and shove it up your bleep!”

I raced home (in the pouring rain of course) took off my shoes and ran inside. I was soaking wet, miserable and now BROKE!

So I did what any miserable person would do, I ran to my room, grabbed two machine guns and told my husband that if he said one more word to me I would shoot up his precious grill.

Phew….Talk about a rough day!

This post is “based” on a true story. Some portions only played out in the twisted mind of Yours Truly

Until next time…..